Comments on: Dilbert’s The Topper

By: Topper

Topper — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 13:38:55 +0000

That’s nothing,

I ate three black holes for breakfast and plan on the universe for lunch with a little salt and pepper

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 15:35:01 +0000

As I created the man you are now, Steve, I’m quite pleased with the way you turned out.

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 13:50:06 +0000

That’s nothing; when I was advising god on the creation of the Universe I told him to create all of you Toppers (don’t all thank me at once). You provide normal people with an object of ridicule to vent their spleen on and thus contributes to a stable society. Despite the way you turned out I’m still glad I indirectly created you.

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never a boring moment | the road less traveled… — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 03:57:29 +0000

[...] apropos for med school; I know about a dozen toppers in my class alone- (check some out at: http://www.jeremyperson.com/dilberts-the-topper/), surfed through the best of hyperbole and a half blog posts, enjoyed a myriad of random savage [...]

By: Alex

Alex — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 10:51:22 +0000

that’s nothing I was italian once…

By: munki

munki — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 10:11:50 +0000

Olympus Mons, backwards, rocket car, that’s nothing. I once skydived naked into a blast furnace on the event horizon of a blck hole, while detailing the east pediment of the elgin marbles, using a tiny chisle glued to one of my eyelashes.

Needless to say I didn’t use a parachute.

By: Jewel Reznicek

Jewel Reznicek — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 09:30:54 +0000

Just came to read about this, and I ended up spending 20 minutes reading your other stuff too, awesome work man

By: Basement Cat

Basement Cat — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 19:13:22 +0000

The desert in the dark? That’s nothing. I once drove straight down Olympus Mons backwards at 600 MPH in a rocket car with my hands tied behind my back while re-painting a perfect replica of the Mona Lisa with a brush in my teeth.

By: Ms Topper

Ms Topper — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:44:42 +0000

A hurricane? That’s nothing. Once I drove through the desert at high speed in the dark with the lights off so that my passenger wouldn’t see how dangerous the road was and it would be over as fast as possible

By: Tim

Tim — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 14:24:48 +0000

I have a TOPPER in my office. today he told us the blizzard we are getting is not that bad, once he drove in a category 5 hurricane on the coast of Florida.

By: Ms Topper

Ms Topper — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:14:01 +0000

I am guilty of Toppering. I cannot help being competitive. However, to topper all toppers, my name really is Topper.

By: Laura

Laura — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 04:07:55 +0000

In defense of my topper-topperingness, mine are at least true! I have never killed any insurgents and have not been reincarnated as a zombie. =)