Comments on: Dilbert’s The Topper

By: Ms Topper

Ms Topper — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:44:42 +0000

A hurricane? That’s nothing. Once I drove through the desert at high speed in the dark with the lights off so that my passenger wouldn’t see how dangerous the road was and it would be over as fast as possible

By: Tim

Tim — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 14:24:48 +0000

I have a TOPPER in my office. today he told us the blizzard we are getting is not that bad, once he drove in a category 5 hurricane on the coast of Florida.

By: Ms Topper

Ms Topper — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:14:01 +0000

I am guilty of Toppering. I cannot help being competitive. However, to topper all toppers, my name really is Topper.

By: Laura

Laura — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 04:07:55 +0000

In defense of my topper-topperingness, mine are at least true! I have never killed any insurgents and have not been reincarnated as a zombie. =)