Dilbert’s The Topper...

8 Responses

1. Laura

   September 14th, 2008 at 9:07 pm

   In defense of my topper-topperingness, mine are at least true! I have never killed any insurgents and have not been reincarnated as a zombie. =)

2. Ms Topper

   November 26th, 2009 at 2:14 am

   I am guilty of Toppering. I cannot help being competitive. However, to topper all toppers, my name really is Topper.

3. Tim

   February 25th, 2010 at 6:24 am

   I have a TOPPER in my office. today he told us the blizzard we are getting is not that bad, once he drove in a category 5 hurricane on the coast of Florida.

4. Ms Topper

   March 10th, 2010 at 9:44 am

   A hurricane? That’s nothing. Once I drove through the desert at high speed in the dark with the lights off so that my passenger wouldn’t see how dangerous the road was and it would be over as fast as possible

5. Basement Cat

   June 8th, 2010 at 12:13 pm

   The desert in the dark? That’s nothing. I once drove straight down Olympus Mons backwards at 600 MPH in a rocket car with my hands tied behind my back while re-painting a perfect replica of the Mona Lisa with a brush in my teeth.

6. Jewel Reznicek

   June 14th, 2010 at 2:30 am

   Just came to read about this, and I ended up spending 20 minutes reading your other stuff too, awesome work man

7. munki

   June 14th, 2010 at 3:11 am

   Olympus Mons, backwards, rocket car, that’s nothing. I once skydived naked into a blast furnace on the event horizon of a blck hole, while detailing the east pediment of the elgin marbles, using a tiny chisle glued to one of my eyelashes.

   Needless to say I didn’t use a parachute.

8. Alex

   August 24th, 2010 at 3:51 am

   that’s nothing I was italian once…

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