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    September 13th, 2008 by Jeremy at 11:45 pm
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    Scott was telling me about Dilbert’s The Topper, I know a few people who do this.  Hilarious…

    Posted in Random Stuff (Misc.)

    8 Responses

    1. Laura

      In defense of my topper-topperingness, mine are at least true! I have never killed any insurgents and have not been reincarnated as a zombie. =)

    2. Ms Topper

      I am guilty of Toppering. I cannot help being competitive. However, to topper all toppers, my name really is Topper.

    3. Tim

      I have a TOPPER in my office. today he told us the blizzard we are getting is not that bad, once he drove in a category 5 hurricane on the coast of Florida.

    4. Ms Topper

      A hurricane? That’s nothing. Once I drove through the desert at high speed in the dark with the lights off so that my passenger wouldn’t see how dangerous the road was and it would be over as fast as possible

    5. Basement Cat

      The desert in the dark? That’s nothing. I once drove straight down Olympus Mons backwards at 600 MPH in a rocket car with my hands tied behind my back while re-painting a perfect replica of the Mona Lisa with a brush in my teeth.

    6. Jewel Reznicek

      Just came to read about this, and I ended up spending 20 minutes reading your other stuff too, awesome work man

    7. munki

      Olympus Mons, backwards, rocket car, that’s nothing. I once skydived naked into a blast furnace on the event horizon of a blck hole, while detailing the east pediment of the elgin marbles, using a tiny chisle glued to one of my eyelashes.

      Needless to say I didn’t use a parachute.

    8. Alex

      that’s nothing I was italian once…

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