Dilbert’s The Topper

Scott was telling me about Dilbert’s The Topper, I know a few people who do this. Hilarious…

Posted in Pictures on September 13th, 2008 by Jeremy at 11:45 pm with (15,364 views)

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Laura
September 14th, 2008 at 9:07 pm

In defense of my topper-topperingness, mine are at least true! I have never killed any insurgents and have not been reincarnated as a zombie. =)
Ms Topper
November 26th, 2009 at 2:14 am

I am guilty of Toppering. I cannot help being competitive. However, to topper all toppers, my name really is Topper.
Tim
February 25th, 2010 at 6:24 am

I have a TOPPER in my office. today he told us the blizzard we are getting is not that bad, once he drove in a category 5 hurricane on the coast of Florida.
Ms Topper
March 10th, 2010 at 9:44 am

A hurricane? That’s nothing. Once I drove through the desert at high speed in the dark with the lights off so that my passenger wouldn’t see how dangerous the road was and it would be over as fast as possible
Basement Cat
June 8th, 2010 at 12:13 pm

The desert in the dark? That’s nothing. I once drove straight down Olympus Mons backwards at 600 MPH in a rocket car with my hands tied behind my back while re-painting a perfect replica of the Mona Lisa with a brush in my teeth.
Jewel Reznicek
June 14th, 2010 at 2:30 am

Just came to read about this, and I ended up spending 20 minutes reading your other stuff too, awesome work man
munki
June 14th, 2010 at 3:11 am

Olympus Mons, backwards, rocket car, that’s nothing. I once skydived naked into a blast furnace on the event horizon of a blck hole, while detailing the east pediment of the elgin marbles, using a tiny chisle glued to one of my eyelashes.

Needless to say I didn’t use a parachute.
Alex
August 24th, 2010 at 3:51 am

that’s nothing I was italian once…
never a boring moment | the road less traveled…
January 28th, 2011 at 7:57 pm

[...] apropos for med school; I know about a dozen toppers in my class alone- (check some out at: http://www.jeremyperson.com/dilberts-the-topper/), surfed through the best of hyperbole and a half blog posts, enjoyed a myriad of random savage [...]
Steve
February 23rd, 2011 at 5:50 am

That’s nothing; when I was advising god on the creation of the Universe I told him to create all of you Toppers (don’t all thank me at once). You provide normal people with an object of ridicule to vent their spleen on and thus contributes to a stable society. Despite the way you turned out I’m still glad I indirectly created you.
Mike
February 23rd, 2011 at 7:35 am

As I created the man you are now, Steve, I’m quite pleased with the way you turned out.
Topper
August 31st, 2011 at 6:38 am

That’s nothing,

I ate three black holes for breakfast and plan on the universe for lunch with a little salt and pepper
www.podmod.de
March 29th, 2012 at 11:53 am

Thats nothing. We repaired Chuck Norris iPhone (we repair iPhones).

Dilbert’s The Topper

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