Saw this today and I had to share it, love you.  ;)  Marriage is blindly going wherever she tells you and hoping there’s Wi-Fi when you get there.  Or for me I’m happy as long as I have my cell phone or laptop.

Waiting for the perfect time to say something witty.  Wait too long, no longer relevant.

Luckily my sister wouldn’t do that to me but I probably would to her!  ;)

Dear Fork,

I understand that we haven’t spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son.  His name is spork.  He has your hair.

Sincerely,
Spoon

Source: PushingPapers.com

This morning people told me “wow your eye is really red”.  I didn’t have a mirror near by so I used my camera phone.  Yep, eye has turned to fire…epic geek awesomeness!  Or epic fail.  Not sure.  ;)  OK or sign you need to go get your prescription checked with the eye doctor.