Evidently bed jumping is becoming the new Internet craze of the week.

I know I’m a city boy but the other morning when it was really cold outside I went to take my dog Wilbur out and saw these cool designs in the sidewalk.  It looked like plants had grown over the sidewalk and left their frosty impression in the cement but the thing is there aren’t any plants even near the sidewalk which I thought was pretty interesting.

Diplomacy:  Words don’t always have to solve problems.  Sometimes you just have to punch an alien in the face.

I’ve had so many classes and meetings like this.