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Where Does the Money Go?

July 12th, 2009 by Jeremy

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VisuaEconomics has a nice visualization showing how the average U.S. consumer spends their paycheck.

Posted in Random Stuff (Misc.) on July 12th, 2009 by Jeremy at 8:26 am with (24 views)

Fun with WolframAlpha

July 9th, 2009 by Jeremy

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I am 11,534 days old!  How many days have you lived?  Find out here.

Posted in Random Stuff (Misc.) on July 9th, 2009 by Jeremy at 8:31 pm with (27 views)

Last Words

July 8th, 2009 by Jeremy

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I just found a site which lists the last words of death row inmates.  I’ll warn you it is really addicting as I found it fascinating going through what people had to say before they were put to death.  View the site here.

Posted in Random Stuff (Misc.) on July 8th, 2009 by Jeremy at 7:46 pm with (25 views)

Marriage Counseling

July 3rd, 2009 by Jeremy

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Husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the male therapist got up, walked around the desk, and after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, ‘This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?’  The husband thought for a moment and replied, ‘Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays,… I fish.

Posted in Random Stuff (Misc.) on July 3rd, 2009 by Jeremy at 10:58 pm with (32 views)

The New Corvette & The State Trooper

July 2nd, 2009 by Jeremy

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A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. ‘Amazing,’ he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, ‘What am I doing? I’m too old for this,’ and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”

The old gentleman paused. Then said, “Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”  “Have a good day, Sir,” replied the trooper.

Posted in Random Stuff (Misc.) on July 2nd, 2009 by Jeremy at 8:00 am with (33 views)