Microsoft sells you Windows … Linux gives you the whole house.

Don’t Learn to hack, hack to learn

Use the best: Linux for servers, Mac for graphics, Windows for Solitaire.

There’s no place like 127.0.0.1

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.

I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.

Windows is extremely fast after a fresh install. If you want to make it stay that way: – don’t use it. -Clem

If you can’t make it good, atleast make it look good – Bill Gates

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and SMACK the person upside the head.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.

Just remember……..if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

Always remember you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you’ve just made it again.

Seen it all, done it all………..can’t remember most of it.

Nothing is foolproof………….to a sufficiently talented fool.

Everybody lies……..but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.